Post by Serenity on Mar 9, 2005 6:33:55 GMT -5
Naruto: “Shut up, Sakura I don’t want to be Hokage today”<br>
Sasuke: “I'm sorry Itachi I don’t feel like fighting today”<br>
Jiraiya: “Oh man not another hot chick.”<br>Jiraiya: “Do you guys think of anything besides women?”<br>Jiraiya: “Ahh the fourth was not anything special.”<br>Jiraiya: “That’s right I'm a virgin and proud of it.”<br>Jiraiya: “I Jiraiya solemnly swear never to look at another woman like that.”<br>Jiraiya: “I love big butts and I can not lie.”<br>
Ino: “ Who cares about looks.”<br>Ino: “Eww I hate purple.”<br>
Itachi: “I’m so weak I wish I wasn’t such a woman.”<br>Itachi: “Violence isn’t necessary can’t we all just get along.”<br>Itachi: “I want my mommy….”<br>
Shino: “Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?”<br>Shino: “Eww get that thing out of your mouth you don’t know were it has been.”<br>
Choji: “No thanks Shino I'm not hungry.”<br>
Tsunade: “I hate being young I wish I didn’t have this jutsu going.”<br>Tsunade: “Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying.”<br>
Gai: “That’s it I'm shaven these ugly eyebrows.”<br>
Choji: “I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet.”<br>Chouji: “Oooooh no not another bite.”<br>
Gaara: “I hate sand I think I'm allergic to it.”<br>
Orochimaru: “Ok lets pretend I'm straight for one minute…..”<br>
Kankurou: “Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"
Hinata: “I love you Neji.”<br>
Neji: “I love you to Hinata.”<br>
Shikamaru: “I'm sooo hyper lets run laps around Kohana for a hour.”<br>Shikamaru: “Ino I hate you, your such a witch. Yet you’re so hot marry me?”<br>
Kakashi: “I think I'm going to show up for training early today.”<br>Kakashi: “Man my partners died.. oh well better them than me.”<br>
Sakura: “Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me I just wanted to be near Naruto.”<br>Sakura: “darn Sasuke you’re even uglier than I am.”<br>Sakura: “darn Sasuke get a hair cut.”<br>
Haku: “ I hate you Zabuza shove it.”
Haku: “Wow I make a pretty good looking girl… pass the lip stick please.”<br>
The Third Hokage: “This village sucks I'm moving to Hawaii.”
Sasuke: “I'm sorry Itachi I don’t feel like fighting today”<br>
Jiraiya: “Oh man not another hot chick.”<br>Jiraiya: “Do you guys think of anything besides women?”<br>Jiraiya: “Ahh the fourth was not anything special.”<br>Jiraiya: “That’s right I'm a virgin and proud of it.”<br>Jiraiya: “I Jiraiya solemnly swear never to look at another woman like that.”<br>Jiraiya: “I love big butts and I can not lie.”<br>
Ino: “ Who cares about looks.”<br>Ino: “Eww I hate purple.”<br>
Itachi: “I’m so weak I wish I wasn’t such a woman.”<br>Itachi: “Violence isn’t necessary can’t we all just get along.”<br>Itachi: “I want my mommy….”<br>
Shino: “Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?”<br>Shino: “Eww get that thing out of your mouth you don’t know were it has been.”<br>
Choji: “No thanks Shino I'm not hungry.”<br>
Tsunade: “I hate being young I wish I didn’t have this jutsu going.”<br>Tsunade: “Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying.”<br>
Gai: “That’s it I'm shaven these ugly eyebrows.”<br>
Choji: “I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet.”<br>Chouji: “Oooooh no not another bite.”<br>
Gaara: “I hate sand I think I'm allergic to it.”<br>
Orochimaru: “Ok lets pretend I'm straight for one minute…..”<br>
Kankurou: “Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"
Hinata: “I love you Neji.”<br>
Neji: “I love you to Hinata.”<br>
Shikamaru: “I'm sooo hyper lets run laps around Kohana for a hour.”<br>Shikamaru: “Ino I hate you, your such a witch. Yet you’re so hot marry me?”<br>
Kakashi: “I think I'm going to show up for training early today.”<br>Kakashi: “Man my partners died.. oh well better them than me.”<br>
Sakura: “Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me I just wanted to be near Naruto.”<br>Sakura: “darn Sasuke you’re even uglier than I am.”<br>Sakura: “darn Sasuke get a hair cut.”<br>
Haku: “ I hate you Zabuza shove it.”
Haku: “Wow I make a pretty good looking girl… pass the lip stick please.”<br>
The Third Hokage: “This village sucks I'm moving to Hawaii.”