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Post by Serenity on Mar 4, 2005 15:33:50 GMT -5
Chapter 1:
It was the start of a beautiful morning the birds were chirping the water flowed peacefully there was graffiti all over the... WHAT?! Naruto hung from a rope painting graffiti on the stone wall that honored the Hokages. "Pfftt so what its not like anyone would care" he said laughing painting a swirly on the cheek of one of them. The villagers yelled at him anxiously "D***** Naruto you stop fooling around!" He stuck his tongue out at them "Bite me!" Iruka pushed through the crowd quickly throwing a shuriken cutting the rope he was on "Err this can't be gooo AHHHHHHH!!!!!" he fell and Iruka caught him "So Naruto up to your little pranks again I see" he smiled. "Darnet Iruka! Would you let me do what I want!!!" he yelled at him shaking his fists and legs. "As soon as you pass the class today you can go and become a shinobi" he said setting him down. Naruto looked at him with puppy dog eyes "Does that mean you'll treat me to Ramen" he smiled, a little drool on the corner of his mouth. Iruka laughed "How bout I treat you to some now." Naruto's eyes lit up "Oh the sweet taste of ramen how could I refuse such a delicious meal of all meals." "Yeah quit fooling around before I change my mind" he was already headed to the food stand. "Wait up Iruka!!" he dashed after him.
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Naruto slurped up the ramen. "Naruto... there is something important we need to talk about...." Iruka set down his bowl and turned to him. "Amythang" Naruto replied. "STOP TALKING WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!!" Iruka yelled as Naruto chuckled at his sensai. "You need to pass tomorrow's test or you may never get the respect you want" he rested his chin on top of his hands. Naruto stood on the chair putting one foot on teh table "YEAH BECAUSE IF I DON'T I'LL HAVE TO STAY IN THIS RATHOLE OF A TOWN!" "NO THATS NOT IT YOU IDIOT!!!" Iruka grabbed the collar of his coat yanking him back down into his chair. "You need to because......
[] This is only part 1 yes people I'm so cruel as to leave it hanging but I will post more soon I hope []
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Post by Kakashi on Mar 4, 2005 16:46:30 GMT -5
FUNNY!!! More, more, more *drools*! Lol.
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Post by Serenity on Mar 6, 2005 12:01:33 GMT -5
Chapter 1: (continued)
"You need to because your a demon fox and everyone will never treat you fair if you don't gain that respect..." he folded his hands together and rested his chin on top of them. Naruto stared at him "Oh... Well can't turn back now from that." Iruka opened his mouth and a kunai shot through the air and hit him in the throat. Naruto dodged to the left from another kunai. On top of one of the towers stood a figure wrapped in a cloak with a mask on that had the symbol of sand in the middle of the mask. Naruto put his hands together "Art of the dopple--" The figure had its hands in the same way and was waiting for him to finish. Naruto watched and when he went for a kunai so did the figure. Naruto thinking quickly shot out a shuriken at the figure. The figure caught it between its fingers and spun around throwing it straight back at Naruto. At that time Naruto already shot a kunai at the figure and it hit its eye. Naruto suddenly felt a sharp pain in his eye "What is that thing..." The figure jumped down in front of Naruto and removed the mask and it was....
[] Bwahahaha! I'm so evil I left it hanging again []
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Post by Serenity on Mar 6, 2005 13:14:55 GMT -5
[] Alright I feel so bad leaving it hanging so I'll add more []
It was Naruto but this one looked demonic like the fox came out. Naruto jumped backwards at the sight. The demonic Naruto rushed at him and pulled out a kunai and stabbed him in the stomach. Naruto flew backwards landing into the food stand. He stood up the broken wood coming off of his shoulders. The demon was already rushing in at him for a second attack and he punched Naruto in the side of his face. Naruto back flipped landing on his feet. The demon threw some shurikens at him. Naruto dodged them as best as he could but one skimmed his shoulder. The demon eyes were wide and he smiled bearing sharp fangs "I know all your moves I know everything about you you cannot defeat me!" Naruto put his hands together "Art of the dop---" the demon had his hands together " Finish it I dare you."
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Post by Serenity on Mar 6, 2005 16:13:44 GMT -5
Naruto hesitated his hands started shaking. Iruka breathed hard on the ground "Na...ru..to... try...." he passed out before he could finsh his sentence. Naruto looked at him and the demon rushed in while Naruto was distracted and kneed him in the stomach then sent his elbow down on the back of his neck. Naruto slammed into the ground. Sasuke suddenly jumped in kicking the demon to the side "Man Naruto you'll never make a great shinobi." Naruto stood on his feet "Yeah well he caught me off-guard." "You mean to tell me you were off-guard for 10 minutes...." he glared at him. The demon stood up "Good kick but..." he put his hands together and put them on the ground. Next to him out of the ground came out a Sasuke with black markings all over his body. "OH MY GOD!!" Naruto jumped back. Sasuke readied himself and grabbed a kunai putting it in front of him. Naruto charged in kicking the demon which just put its hand up and stopped his kick. Sasuke charged in at the demon sasuke and punched at him. The sasuke caught his fist in his hand and then Sasuke brought up the kunai and cut him across the cheek. Sand started pouring out of the wound. "Gaara!" Naruto said when he saw the sand. "He has to be nearby!" Sasuke jumped away from his demon self and ran into a near-by alley jumping up the sides and on the roof was Gaara, little bits of sand coming out of his jar. Sasuke threw some shurikens at him but the sand wall came up and stopped them while Gaara stood still. Sasuke charged in and did some punches with kicks. The sand wall came up and blocked every punch and kick while Gaara just stood there. (I'm getting tired of typing demon Naruto and demon Sasuke so when I'm talking about the demon ones their names will have lower case letters and when its the real people theirs will be uppercase). Naruto stood there holding a kunai while the other naruto and sasuke stood there smiling. naruto charged at Naruto and grabbed his arm sand started coming off of naruto's arm and wrapped around Naruto encasing him in sand. sasuke put his hands together and shot out some flame from his mouth melting the sand so it became hard. "Now for your friend!" naruto and sasuke jumped up on the roof while Naruto was encased in the sand. Sasuke kept throwing vicious punch after vicious punch with no progress the sand kept coming up around Gaara to stop them. "How do I get past his sand...." Sasuke thought.
[] Viola! The end of Chapter 1 []
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Post by Serenity on Mar 6, 2005 21:03:21 GMT -5
Chapter 2:
Sasuke watched and Gaara put his hands together and then put them on the ground and suddenly a huge force shot through the roof making it explode. Sasuke jumped backwards onto the roof behind him. Naruto sat their in the hardened sand "Great I'm stuck here and I can't help Sasuke..." Sasuke charged at Gaara with great speed sending in a punch. The sand wall came up and wrapped around his arm. Gaara smiled while Sasuke struggled to get free from the sand as it kept coming up. naruto and sasuke both came on the roof to watch Sasuke struggle to keep out of the sand. Near Naruto you could hear little clanging sounds he was using a kunai to chip away at the hardened sand "This is taking forever and I can't put my hands together to do the doppleganger...." Sasuke pulled out a kunai and sliced at the sand he jumped back as soon as he was able to get free. sasuke and naruto both charged him when he landing. sasuke threw a punch while naruto did a kick. Sasuke jumped up out of their way and they both jumped up at him. sasuke grabbed his ankle and threw him into the roof.Sasuke shot back out of the roof and sent a swift punch into sasuke's cheek then he shot a burst of flame out of his mouth shattering the sand clone "One down one to go." He landed on the roof and naruto took a stance. He pulled out a scroll Sasuke backed up "Thats the scroll Kakashi used to do Lightning Edge!" "Thats right!" naruto cut his finger and wiped the sand on the scroll and started doing the hand seal. Sasuke pulled out a kunai and shot it at naruto but sand came up to block it. Gaara stood beside the sand clone of naruto watching the battle. Naruto jumped up onto the roof seeing Sasuke there he ran at him. naruto ran towards Sasuke and shot the lightning edge at him. Naruto felt the sharp pain in his chest and he fell to the ground blood spewing everywhere. Sasuke smiled "You know I'm not worried." naruto looked at him in surprise "And why not?" "Cause I'm right above you!" Naruto shot down his elbow into the back of its neck shattering it to pieces. Gaara smiled "good work you pass!" "Er wha?!" Naruto looked confused. A puff of smoke came and where Gaara was now stood Kakashi. "KAKASHI!?" Naruto's mouth dropped. "Ah yes this was Sakura's lovely idea for punishment" he smiled. "Punishment? What'd we do?!" Naruto looked confused. "Ahem you stole my book" he glared at him. "Oh you mean that cruddy make-out paradise? That book sucks" Naruto laughed. "......." Kakashi looked a little angry.
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Post by Serenity on Mar 10, 2005 14:14:34 GMT -5
Naruto threw him the book. "What did you do to it?!" Kakashi said when he looked at it. The cover had gum on it with paper stuck to it the binding was almost about to give way and the back was completely torn off. "Ah well Sucky books need punishment too" he laughed. Kakashi went behind him "Alright then! One thousand years of death!" he puts his hand in the sign of the tiger and juts forward. "YAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Naruto goes flying over the buildings. Sasuke stared at him "You are one disturbing teacher." He smiled "Now for your real test!" Sasuke stood there watching him "Better not be anything that a regular shinobi could do..." "First you have to fetch Sakura and only you Sasuke then you and Sakura have to get Naruto cause I never planned him going that far then meet me back here" he said. Sasuke dashed off the roof in search for Sakura. Kakashi smiled and pulled up a walkie talkie "Alright guys come on the roof and wait for them to return." "Yes sir" ninjas jumped up on the roof and hid in the shadows.
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Post by Kakashi on Mar 10, 2005 18:01:43 GMT -5
BTW, in the anime, it's called 1000 years of pain.
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Post by Serenity on Mar 10, 2005 18:07:04 GMT -5
Yeah but in the manga its called 1000 years of death
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Post by Kakashi on Mar 10, 2005 18:07:48 GMT -5
I thought so.
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Post by Serenity on Mar 10, 2005 18:09:31 GMT -5
yeah well I don't really watch the anime so manga is only thing I know
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Post by Serenity on Mar 13, 2005 14:44:04 GMT -5
Sakura was sitting on a bench brushing her shorter hair which she didn't enjoy having. She wanted her long hair back "darn Kakashi he said Sasuke would be here by now..." She rocked back and forth on the bench hearing some footsteps "Sasuke-kun?!" Sasuke walked out from the shadows "Yah what?" She ran over to him "Oh Sasuke-kun I was wondering if maybe you'd like to stay here with me for a little while you know to talk?" He knew all too well what she was up to but thought it'd be fun to make Kakashi wait for all the times they made them wait " Sure why not." He sat down on the bench and layed back she rushed over and planted herself next to him "Sasuke-kun do you like anybody?" He turned to her no sign of blush so probably not "Yeah." Sakura sat there wondering who her inner self kept yelling at her "Ask him who he likes ASK HIM ASK HIM!!" "So Sasuke-kun who do you like?" she sat there waiting for his response. He watched her knowing she'd hope it was her "Sakura I think its high time we go and fetch Naruto." "Oh no Kakashi said you'd stay here with me and tell me anything I wanted!!" she pushed him back down onto the bench seat. "Sakura I don't care what Kakashi said he doesn't rule over me!" he stood up a spark going between them. Kakashi was in a tree reading his book "Hmm.. just like the book says" he laughed.
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Post by Serenity on Mar 19, 2005 21:52:07 GMT -5
Sakura turned away from him "Fine then lets get Naruto." "Thats fine with me!" he yelled back. Elsewhere.... "Helppppppppp" he sat there hanging upside down in a tree. "Anybodyyyyyyy!!" he swung aroung trying to get free. "Sasuke! kakashi! The blood is rushing to my head!" tries to sit up. Sasuke and Sakura stood underneath him looking up. "Guys! Oh thank god I'm saved!" He smiled tears running down his cheeks. Sasuke pulled out a kunai and shot it straight through the branch that Naruto was caught on. He fell down to the ground with a loud thump "Hey! Sasuke! That hurt!!!!" Sakura giggled.
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Post by Serenity on Apr 10, 2005 11:00:41 GMT -5
Naruto thought for a second "I know I'll get Sasuke back with a prank of my own!" he started laughing evilly. Sakura and Sasuke stared at him "What are you doing....." Naruto looked up at them "Er nothing...." Kakashi then appeared "Sorry but there has been a change of plans seems your training decided to quit..." They looked at one another and shrugged.
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